Rules of Dating Me

Rules of Dating Me

1.             Pleas keep your “mushy”, “lovey dovey” stuff to yourself and not show it to me. I would rather have a guy who shows his feelings sometimes. That would be more special to me.

2.             Don’t expect me to show my love for you all the time.

3.             I am a very lively person, I am someone who has fun doing weird stuff like going up to a random person and saying I just got married. I am who I am and if you ever! EVER! Say “Ohh you have to stop doing this or that. I don't like it.” Then don't be surprised if I start avoiding you.

4.             I like gay people. I am totally against people who don't like them. And if you have a problem with that, then go find another girl to mess around.

5.             Don’t make me choose between me reading manga and spending time with you because I am going to choose reading manga. You cannot compare to it.

6.             Make me feel special at times when I need it. Like when a girl is around I am first priority.

7.             We will not spend every minute of our lives with each other. Lets make space for our friends too. Lets keep some distance sometimes.

8.             You should understand that I will want to be alone, give me my space, and if something is wrong, I will tell you but give my time to sort my mind out. And if we need space, we can have a temporary side relationship with someone. Then come back together once we have our space.

9.             Don't be angry if someone knows something before you, the reason might me that I am angry with you or it is something that I cannot say it to you personally.

10.          I have guy friends; don't expect me to stop talking to them. And if I like you enough I might do it. But remember this…. I’ll probably hate you for the rest of my life because you made me do something just because you could not trust me enough with guys.

11.          I will not stop you from doing fun stuff with you friends and I will expect the same from you towards me.

12.          Don't expect me to buy you gifts all the time. I’m not one of the dumb girls who get gifts for guys all the time. What a waste of money and time.

13.          I will probably date you because you are fun to be with. Probably you are crazy like me but don't change that fact when I start dating you cause if you did change….. I will be very awkward with you.

14.          There should me mutual respect for each other’s privacy. We should have respect for each other. We will also tell each other the truth if we wanted to say anything.

15.          DO NOT TOUCH ME. If you ever, ever hit me, I’ll probably scratch your eyes out or pay people to beat you. But once you have done that, don't come running back to me because you will be dead to me by then. 

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